I can’t believe Momma’s Boys is almost over. I loved that they moved it to an island after four freaking episodes; however, this now feels like Temptation Island or Paradise Hotel or one of those STD-fests.
Michael goes on a date with Meghan and they pretty much make out the whole time. It’s hilarious, because before they leave for the date, Michael’s mom approaches Meghan and says that the way she dresses is “Rough. It’s hard to me. I can’t quite say it…it’s just….” SLUTTY?! Meghan thankfully chimes in with “Not that classy?” while everyone in America is yelling “Skanky!!!” at the television set. Michael also goes on a date with Amanda, but it’s pretty boring.
Rob goes on a date with Camilla and they are really hitting it off. Rob’s mom is flipping OUT saying that they are just friends (this is spliced with footage of Rob and Camilla making out). After an eight hour date – during which time Rob’s mom is sitting on the couch waiting and stewing – Camilla comes back elated, but Rob’s mom yells at her for buying Rob a “flower shirt”. WHAAAAAA?!?! I know.
Jojo goes on a date with Mindy, who is criticized to her face by Jojo’s mom for having boobs that are too big. WHAT A BITCH!!!! A racist. An ass-ist, A boob-ist. Where does this woman stop?! On the date, Mindy confronts Jojo and questions whether he’d ever be able to stick up for a girl in front of his mom. YOU GO GIRL!!!
At the elimination, Michael gets rid of Meghan, proving that bad girls finish last. His mom selects Erica to go on the “final date” on next week’s episode. Rob eliminates Nikki (seriously, who is this girl?!) and his mom makes him go on a final date with Lauren. Jojo’s stupid ass racist mom chooses NO girl because – SURPRISE! – “No girl is good enough for my son”. WTF?! Mindy is a kindergarten teacher who is so adorable she could make a terrorist cry. ANYWAY, Jojo admits to everyone that he has fallen for Mindy, so Julie leaves. She hilariously – like every girl eliminated by Jojo – looks relieved that she will no longer have to deal with Mrs. B.
On next week’s episode, there is a “surprising twist” that Mrs. B actually puts herself into the running for her son’s choice, forcing him to choose between romance and his mom. GROSS!! This is Oedipus to the nth degree. And plus, it’s a little Slade Smiley. I can’t believe that someone this crazy exists AND agreed to go on a television show AND is going along with all this stuff that just make sher look more ridiculous.
Till next time! My predictions are that all the guys are freaking wimps except Rob. Michael will pick Amanda (but I do kinda want him to pick Eric), Rob will pick Camilla and Jojo is going to have his head on his mom’s breasts (which are huge, hello!!!) forever.
I honestly believe that mrs. bojanowski wants to date her own son. I think her love for jojo goes beyond the motherly kind. Its sick! just sick! Any girl would be crazy to try and get in the middle of that.
Yes girl, I’ve seen this show and I LOVE it!!!!!
It’s a guily pleasure of mine. And I’m mad that Rob didn’t choose Camilla. But, apparently, he left the island early and didn’t spend the 3 days with Lauren.
I’m also glad that Michael chose Amanda because it was shady of the Penthouse chick to lie until the end about her naked modeling.
Jojo looked like he was about to cry when he chose Mindy. He’s not really ready to stop suckling his mom’s breasts.
NBC should have REQUIRED counseling for Jojo and his crazy ass mother.
This show was priceless! Can’t wait for next season!!!!
We lost TV at the last 10 mins of the show Please tell me who picked who
I’m proud of Jojo’s decision to choose Mindy. She’s a great girl. Brittany and Misty didn’t even compare. Brittany was a sleazy ditz, and Misty was just disrespectful and nasty. I’m glad that Michael choose Amanda. She’s beautiful and smart. Michelle (Michael’s initial choice) was just your typical, dumb, plastic blond bimbo. I could see how Michael was physically attracted to Megan with her crystal, blue eyes and bodacious body. Unlike Erica, Megan had the decency to fess up to her past experience in Playboy. If Lorraine is going to have a higher standard for blond Megan, she needs to have one for Erica too. She can’t just pick and choose. That’s just hypocritical how she still wanted Michael to pick Erica. That makes no sense. Lorraine is just prejudiced against girls with blonde hair. It’s too bad Rob did not follow his heart and pick Camille. He could have missed a great opportunity. Well, at least he didn’t settle for his second choice. Better luck next time. I hope that it works out for the other couples.