Yes, ladies and gentleman, QHHS was apparently a breeding ground for hot ass, because I went to school with a porn star, a pinup and two bunny types! (BTW, I am confused and upset as to why none of us are on the list of notable QHHS alumni on Wikipedia).
I was watching my favorite TV show a couple years ago, The Girls Next Door, and saw a girl I went to school with – Jessica Burciaga! And the reason for the blog post today is because I stood near the magazine stand on the platform of the West 4th stop yesterday and noticed this lovely lady staring right back at me:
J. Lo? Non, non! Jessica Burciaga! I didn’t know her too well, but I remembered her quite clearly because she was such a hottie that even us SENIORS made bets about whether or not Jess (who was a freshman at the time) had real boobs. Now that I am a wiser person, I can def look back and say that she did not have implants in high school (OBVS, we grew up in a half-trailer park town, who can afford fakies at age 14?)! Those pups are real. Way to go from cow town (literally, we had a cattle farm across from our high school) to centerfold!
Also part of the Playboy family is Jessica Hall, whom I actually knew a little better because we were in student government together – I think she ran the assemblies (and was prom queen) while I was Student Body Vice President – and after I graduated, she became Student Body President. From hosting assemblies to hosting Playboy Radio – you go as well, girl!
And also, one of my sister’s friends is now pinup Ivy d Meuerta!
And finally, a few years ago, it came to my attention that a former Freshman Class President (who I was also in student government with) grew up to be Tyla Wynn. She won the 2005 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene! Super-kink triple penetration style (Google will reveal all the the crazy things I can’t type here)!
It’s great to see that my fellow QHHS graduates also went onto pursue careers in entertainment – just like me!
And for anyone who knows the Antelope Valley, it’s a pretty hard place to escape in one piece, aaaany way you slice it.
So kudos to living the dream – and if any of you girls (Jessica, Jessica, Ivy or Tyla) ever read this and would want to do an interview with me for my blog, holla atcha girl!!!
Now I just wonder what kind of blog traffic I’m gonna be getting with this post….