Momma’s Boys Episode 4

OK, I finally saw this episode on a WE rerun.  Since we’re coming up on Episode 5 tonight (the only episode left before the finale!!!), I’m just going to do a quick run-down:

The secret “love” tryst between Michael and Meghan made me want to throw up.

Jojo picking up his nephew was so cute.

I find Lauren SO annoying.  Doesn’t she look evil?!

Camilla is too tall to be dating any of those guys.  Does that make me a height-ist?

I love that Michael’s reason for asking Erica on a date is that she has “a really hot body”.  This guy’s a winner.  And he thinks that Erica’s reserved?!?!  Hilarious.  She stretches her poon out to show dudes what’s inside!!!  I can’t wait until she has to reveal her Penthouse/porn “modeling” career.

Misty is still here?!

I wanted to throw up when Khalood was crying to Maisha and Camilla about black chicks!  I’m sure it was a satisfying moment for the girls, though.  Mrs. B:  WHAT a dumb ass!

Jojo picks the most disgustingly adorable Southern blonde girls, Julie and Mindy.  OBVIOUSLY to please his mom, proving that he’s screwed for life.

Esther looks really good for 58, Lorraine looks GREAT for 48 and Mrs. B is looking pretty gross for 50.  She looks 10 years older than Lorraine, but she’s only actually 2 years older.  That’s BAD.  Racism ages you.

This is the definition of MILF right here.

This is the definition of MILF right here.

Add two years and racism, this is what you get!

Add two years and racism, this is what you get!