because a) I had to miss the recent Ultimate Gossip Girl Summit III (UGGS3) on Saturday night, and b) this is the first night I’ve been in front of both a computer and a TV on a Monday night at 9pm in weeks, and it’s just a stupidhead rerun tonight!!!
We have to wait until 2009 for a new episode, so I thought I would take this time to reflect on Season 2 in my own miniminiminimini Gossip Girl Summit I (mmmmGGS1).
Creepiest Moment: Nate’s Whoring
With Countess von Sugamamaclientninemilfcougartits.
Corniest Moment: Serena Trying to Strut
Girl, Miss J would rip you to pieces!
Favorite Moment: Catfight!
Worst Blair Outfit: Post-Yale
Junior high art teacher Barbie or a middle-aged Upper West Side Woman going to a mixer at the JCC or Ugly Betty as a skinny white girl.
Worst Serena Outfit: Um…No THANK you!
People get kicked off Project Runway for shit like this.
Best Serena Outfit: Keeping it Simple
So pretty – and with no boobs hanging out!
Best Blair Outfit: Summer Princess
Favorite Outfit: Jenny!!!
Her other outfits still sucks, but she knocked it outta the ballpark with this one!
Most Annoying Character: Aaron
Please get outta my face.
Lifetime Achievement Award: Cyrus
WALLACE SHAWN IS LIKE LIBERTY AND SALT – THERE SHOULD BE A LITTLE BIT OF HIM IN EVERYTHING!!!