wallace shawn | a certain jen ne sais kwok

Again, no new GG until 2009 but that doesn’t mean that it’s not on our minds during this holiday season!Right now, especially, our hearts must go out to the hottest orphan on the UES, CHUCK BASS:

Ed Westwick = (Ryan Phillippe+David Caruso)*John Malkovich = Chuck Bass

What truly fascinates me the most is how Chuck consistently rocks the lamest, most flamboyant outfits:

Really? The socks AND the sweater?

The beach equivalent of long johns w/ a cellar door.

When you start matching your lady’s headband, you need to calm the FUCK down.

That tuxedo is one pair of glasses from reaching Elton John status.

Zack Morris was the only other straight male teenager to ever rock patterns as loud as that!

Yet he is still devastatingly sexy!!!

This guy knows how to handle the ladies.

Chuck knows alllllll the tricks.

Baaaad boy!

He and Blair Waldorf are without a doubt the most complex characters on the show (Dan’s introspective blabber and Lily’s craaaazy past have nothing on these guys)!

With the drugs and the chicks and the boozing and the outrageous clothes, all Chuck’s really looking for is love. Validation. He’s searching for himself and his place in the world!!! And he can never truly feel at peace in a world that his mother died bringing him into. The guilt weighs on him every single day and all he can do is escape. ESCAPE!!!

Too late for father and son….

Now he will never be able to find closure with his father

However, he has his one true love:

Chuck and Blair!!!

But can he let love into his dark dark heart? Can Chuck Bass be saved?

Question of the Week:
Can Chuck Bass be saved?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Only temporarily, and then he will go back to the dark side
D) Write your own answer

I’m

because a) I had to miss the recent Ultimate Gossip Girl Summit III (UGGS3) on Saturday night, and b) this is the first night I’ve been in front of both a computer and a TV on a Monday night at 9pm in weeks, and it’s just a stupidhead rerun tonight!!!

We have to wait until 2009 for a new episode, so I thought I would take this time to reflect on Season 2 in my own miniminiminimini Gossip Girl Summit I (mmmmGGS1).

Creepiest Moment: Nate’s Whoring